Pearl : I like to zoom up the side paths here with the dualies and splat it up!
Marina : The center area connects directly to the enemy spawn, so be careful!
Pearl : I like to zoom up the side paths here with the dualies and splat it up!
Marina : The center area connects directly to the enemy spawn, so be careful!
Pearl : I always have to carry my team to victory on this stage.
Marina : I totally believe you!
Pearl : I think it's gonna come down to who uses the sponges best.
Marina : Uses the...sponges? But one of my best friends is a sea sponge!
Pearl : Marina! Hit us with the trick to using sponges effectively!
Marina : I like to build up a good lather and then scrub like crazy!
Pearl : So, port. That's just a fancy name for sausage, right?
Marina : Pearl, I think you're thinking of pork.
Pearl : I've always wanted to operate one of those giant cranes on the piers.
Marina : Follow your dreams, Pearl! Just make sure I'm not around!
Pearl : Ahhhhhhh! I just love the salty smell of the sea air!
Marina : And I love the salty smell of my enemies' tears!
Pearl : I like to zoom up the side paths here with the dualies and lay the splat down!
Marina : With a brella, you can drive straight up the center path with ease!
Pearl : Marina! What's the appeal of using a brella on this stage?
Marina : Protecting my precious Pearlie at all costs!
Pearl : Marina, you need to get better about staying on the tower in Tower Control.
Marina : Me?! You always Super Jump back to spawn at the first sight of trouble!
Pearl : The acoustics are great on this stage. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marina : Pearl, we're still in the studio! It's just a picture on the screen!
Pearl : What do you think is in all the shipping containers here?
Marina : I hope it's Off the Hook merch!
Marina : AAAAAHH! I just LOVE the low rumble of boat engines here. Especially at night!
Pearl : Yo, Marina, bring it down a notch.
Pearl : Hey, did you know I designed this stage back in the day?
Marina : Yup. Your parents own the place, right?
Pearl : Do you know who wrote the lyrics for the official Camp Triggerfish song?
Marina : Lemme guess. You?
Pearl : Whoever keeps tossing Splat Bombs over the walls here—KNOCK IT OFF!
Marina : Seriously. I always get splatted out of nowhere!
Pearl : We should make a music video here with the sky and grass in the background!
Marina : Let's keep that in mind if we ever release a folk album.
Pearl : My phone always malfunctions here and makes random calls. Magnetic fields?
Marina : Pretty sure you're just butt-dialing people when you dodge roll.
Pearl : This one time I rode an Inkrail, and then I was all like...fffshhh! Psscht! SHBLAO!
Marina : And then what happened?!
Pearl : Yo, Marina! I'ma tell my dad to build us a concert stage here!
Marina : Ooh! Can I operate the construction equipment?!
Pearl : Check it! This campground's got a zero-tolerance policy on littering!
Marina : This message brought to you by Off the Hook, defenders of nature!
Pearl : Man, there's something magical about a campground at night!
Marina : Fire glowing. Crickets chirping. Faces splatting.
Pearl : Yo, how rad was that show we played on the beach here?
Marina : Super rad! Until the wind blew you off the stage...
Pearl : Did you see that Crusty Sean opened a shop in the food court here?
Marina : PLEASE tell me he takes cash. I'm all out of tickets!
Pearl : Remember when we rode the roller coaster for six hours straight?
Marina : That was nothing compared to the eight hours we spent on the Death Drop!
Pearl : What's with the Death Drop ride? It doesn't drop fast enough!
Marina : Maybe it's busted?
Pearl : ARRRGH! I can NOT get the timing down for the bridge in the middle.
Marina : Pearl, the signs near the spawn point and the center show you the timing...
Pearl : The floor in the middle moves whenever my team is losing! HOW DOES IT KNOW?!
Marina : Ah, so that's why it never stops moving...
Marina : Hey, Pearl. Why do you always wear those thick-soled boots to this park?
Pearl : My dad gave them to me. They make me tall enough to ride the rides...
Pearl : Hey, kids! If you get lost in the park, go to the main office and ask for help!
Marina : Sounds like you speak from experience!
Marina : Hey, Pearl. What's your favorite Fresh Fish movie?
Pearl : Fresh Fish III: Revenge of the Fish. I always cry at the end.
Pearl : Yo, at night, the Ferris wheel's all... like...sparkly and junk.
Marina : You're so adorable, Pearl.
Pearl : We're doing the half-time show for the finals this year!
Marina : AAAAAH! I CAN'T WAIT! We should be rehearsing right now...
Pearl : Basketball would be cooler if you used clams instead of a basketball.
Marina : There's already a sport for that.
Pearl : What are the three most embarrassing words in the Inkling language?
Marina : Splatted by Sprinkler.
Pearl : Mistaking the hoop for the Clam Blitz basket would be a disaster!
Marina : I would have gone with calamity.
Pearl : Yo, Marina! Go stand under the hoop!
Marina : How many times are you gonna Super Jump to me just so you can dunk?
Pearl : You think jellyfish can dunk?
Marina : I mean, they can do that weird arm-stretch thing, so maybe...
Pearl : Yo, this stage is straight up SLOPPY!
Marina : Are you STILL trying to make sloppy happen? It's not gonna happen.
Marina : Pearl! I'm still equalizing my levels! Can you not rap right now?!
Pearl : Haha! Good one, Pearl. You're not annoying at all.
Pearl : At best, this Splatfest is mad fresh, a rad quest to add zest to math tests!
Marina : IT'S SO LOUD UP HERE! IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE RAPPING GIBBERISH!
Pearl : The pigeons here are really aggressive!
Marina : They always try to bite my hair...
Pearl : Look at me! I'm Marina! BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Marina : Ahaha! Yeah, that's so me!
Pearl : My best friend took me to this amazing cake shop in The Reef the other day!
Marina : But I don't remember going to a cake shop...
Pearl : Just rush down the middle and smash 'em. Piece of crab cake!
Marina : Nah, it's all about the side routes if you ask me!
Pearl : A new shop just opened up here, Marina! Let's go this weekend!
Marina : I would, but this new game comes out this weekend, and I'm DYING to play it.
Pearl : I bought WAY too much here yesterday. Used up my entire allowance...
Marina : You...still get an allowance?
Pearl : I LOOOOVE using dualies here. I just dodge-roll nonstop!
Marina : You should take a gymnastics class! Put your low center of gravity to use!
Pearl : I dropped my cellphone in the water here while I was dodge rolling...
Marina : Ah, so that's why you have a new phone today.
Pearl : In Turf War, the bridge AND the area under the bridge are part of the turf!
Marina : Remember that, class—it WILL appear on the test!
Pearl : ALL RIGHT. WHO'S BEEN DRAWING THOSE DOODLE THINGS ON THE WALLS HERE?!
Marina : Doodle things? It's called graffiti. Aren't you a rapper?
Pearl : I buy all my clothes at the shops here. They're crazy fresh, yo!
Marina : Huh, I didn't realize they carried XXS clothing.
Pearl : The Reef at night is so beautiful. And all the shops are closed!
Marina : LET'S INK THE TOWN RED!
Pearl : We should do a show here during the fireworks festival!
Marina : Wouldn't that make it hard to hear our music?
Pearl : I've been here before. A boy from school brought me when I was a kid...
Marina : REALLY?! Was it a date? A battle? Spill it, Pearlie!
Pearl : Gah! All the pillars here make it hard to land a shot.
Marina : That's when you whip out the Sting Ray!
Pearl : When I was a kid, this is where my dad taught me to ride a bike.
Marina : And yet you still use training wheels...
Pearl : Don't you love it when your entire team moves as one unit? Coordination, yo!
Marina : Coordination?! My team always runs in one-by-one and gets splatted!
Pearl : Yo, what do you think Crusty Sean's food is REALLY made of?
Marina : I don't wanna know...
Pearl : Something about this place makes me hungry for fried food.
Marina : Ooh! Let's grab some Crusty Seanwiches after the show!
Pearl : Just when are they going to finish construction work on this canal?
Marina : What are they even doing? It's like they're building obstacles for no reason.
Pearl : Ooh, an excavator. You like that kind of stuff, right, Marina?
Marina : What can I say? I have a thing for heavy machinery!
Pearl : Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th
Marina : DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!
Pearl : I know the ducks here are adorable, but don't trust them. They're pure evil.
Marina : Uh... Thanks for the tip.
Pearl : OK, kids. Admire all you want, but keep your hands off the merchandise!
Marina : Yeah! This is an ink battle, not an all-you-can-grab shopping spree!
Pearl : Is this where your family's personal shoppers bought groceries from too?
Marina : ...What?
Pearl : Yes, they have my favorite brand of peanut butter, Swee-nut! It's so good!
Marina : Um... Have you read the nutrition facts on this? It's literally 99% sugar.
Pearl : Th-there's so many snacks to choose from! What do I choose?! I'M LOSING IT!
Marina : Pearl, get a hold of yourself! We're still live! People are watching this!
Pearl : What does MakoMart even mean, anyway?
Marina : Well, mako is a type of shark. And mart is, uh, the owner's name...maybe?
Pearl : They'll break yo heart at MakoMart, 'cause they so smart so play yo part!
Marina : Well, there goes that endorsement deal...
Pearl : OK, this stage is just begging for some Dualie action!
Marina : Everytime I see you on this stage you're dual wielding candy bars!
Marina : Look, Pearl! There's a sale on cordless jump ropes! I'm gonna buy 'em all!
Pearl : It seemed like a good idea at the time!
Pearl : Have you seen the GIANT tubs of ice cream they sell here?!
Marina : Good thing they also carry giant tubes of toothpaste!
Pearl : Hanging out in superstores after they close is kind of awesome.
Marina : I know! Let's go mess with the cameras and TVs in the electronics section!
Pearl : I bet you looooove all the weird machinery here, don't you, Marina?
Marina : Is it that obvious?!
Pearl : Yo, I'll splat a dude with attitude, I don't carrot all like rabbit food!
Marina : OHHHHHHHHHHHH! Best rapper alive.
Pearl : I usually don't like vegetables, but the ones they grow here are super tasty.
Marina : I think it's because the machinery here regulates the temperature and humidity!
Pearl : The air in this place smells kinda...spicy.
Marina : I know! Do you think they grow wasabi in there?
Pearl : So wait—they grow adult corn here, but they don't grow baby corn? That's wack.
Marina : Uh... Those come from the same plant.
Pearl : This place is haunted. Sometimes I get cooked from above out of nowhere!
Marina : Pretty sure those are Slosher players splatting you over the walls.
Pearl : Man, it's always so hot and muggy in here. They should get air-conditioning.
Marina : I think they keep it hot for a reason...
Pearl : Peaaarl! Do you think they grow wasabi in there?
Marina : Haha! Your impressions are hilarious.
Pearl : Did you know that I have a huge veggie garden in front of my house?
Marina : Grass may technically be a vegetable, but your lawn is NOT a veggie garden.
Pearl : Marina, what's your favorite veggie?
Marina : Beets, of course!
Pearl : Grrrr... I can't hit anyone with my charger here!
Marina : Right. Here.
Pearl : This place feels like a jungle at night!
Marina : RAWR!
Pearl : This place has a nice vibe, ya know?
Marina : Legend has it that splatting someone between the statues brings good luck.
Pearl : Forget inking turf. It's all about getting as many splats as possible!
Marina : You're the type of teammate who doesn't booyah back, huh?
Pearl : I heard the jellies have to fix up the gardens here after every battle.
Marina : Always remember to say thank you to our jellyfish friends!
Pearl : What's up with this place always being under construction?
Marina : And why aren't they using any heavy machinery?
Pearl : When in doubt, just Super Jump blindly to the front lines. You'll be fine!
Marina : Typical dualie player...
Marina : What are the hot strats for this stage, Pearl?
Pearl : The vending machines here don't sell Tentacola, so bring your own!
Pearl : Have you seen the wooden weapon sculptures on this stage?
Marina : Yeah. I wonder who carved them?
Pearl : They've got foot baths here! The jellies look like they're loving it!
Marina : There's nothing like a post-battle foot bath.
Pearl : We ink above, they ink below. We ink below, THEY INK ABOVE!
Marina : Not sure if you're writing a hook or if you're mad that your team got cooked...
Pearl : What do you call it when you launch a Booyah Bomb at the end of a battle?
Marina : After-School Special!
Pearl : The lanterns on this stage really give it a festive vibe.
Marina : Now THIS is what I call a Splatfest!
Pearl : The drawbridge here is the perfect spot to camp with a charger.
Marina : Never change, Pearl...
Pearl : I dare you to jump off of the pier, Marina!
Marina : Nah, I don't give in to pier pressure.
Pearl : They call this a shipyard, but where the heck are the ships?
Marina : Pearl, this entire stage is a ship that's being built!
Pearl : What do you call it when you shoot off Tenta Missiles at the end of a match?
Marina : DISMISSIVE DISS MISSILE!
Pearl : Good thing I never get seasick playing on this stage!
Marina : Urp...
Pearl : Marina, I bet you think this stage is amazing, huh?
Marina : YEAH! It's one of my favorites!
Pearl : Yo, that track you made the other day. Did you sample the boat motors here?!
Marina : You noticed!
Pearl : Marina, I'm a cake girl at heart... but I also like octo pie.
Marina : Aww, Pearl. I'm not sure whether to be touched or terrified.
Pearl : Have you seen those cargo ships across the bay from here?
Marina : The shape of that crane... I think that's Port Mackerel!
Pearl : Marina, you get this dopey smile every time we introduce this stage.
Marina : I just love this place! All the heavy machinery reminds me of my childhood.
Pearl : The night skyline here makes me want to sing! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marina : Pearl! Save it for our next concert!
Pearl : Yo, they put a pool on the roof of this place?!
Marina : Uh, yeah! It's only the hottest spot in Inkopolis Square right now!
Pearl : Remember that time you tried to drown me here? Good times.
Marina : For the last time, I was trying to help you get to the floating stage!
Pearl : Yo, Marina! Hit 'em with a hot tip for this stage!
Marina : Use an expanded brella for extra safety when moving across the central area!
Pearl : I get splatted by chargers every time I cross the middle! Even if I dodge-roll!
Marina : Well, maybe stop yelling out BOOYAH! between each roll? That might help...
Pearl : I heard the sand here was brought from the beach near Starfish Mainstage.
Marina : Talk about sourcing locally!
Pearl : ♪Al-Al-Albacore, the hotel you've been waiting for!♪
Marina : NOOOOOO! Now that's going to be stuck in my head all week!
Pearl : The New Albacore Hotel! We're alba to the core!
Marina : Pearl, they've already got an official slogan...and that's DEFINITELY not it.
Pearl : Yo, did you see those jellyfish riding around the pool in that Baller earlier?
Marina : Are you sure that was a Baller?! I thought it was a regular beach ball!
Pearl : The pool's all glittery at night! Let's take a pic, Marina!
Marina : Oh, you KNOW I brought my selfie stick for just such an occasion!
Pearl : Yo, this building looks brand new!
Marina : It is! Gotta have a fresh new building to attract that primo game-dev talent.
Pearl : I could shoot the propellers here all day! WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Marina : You might wanna think about shooting the other team every now and then...
Pearl : If I ever grow up and get a real job, I wanna work here.
Marina : Seriously! They've got propeller lifts instead of elevators!
Pearl : I swear I battled in this place back in the day...
Marina : You're probably thinking of their old headquarters. It's pretty similar.
Pearl : The employees here get free Tentacola! ALL YOU CAN DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
Marina : I heard they also get free Crust Bucket lunches every Wednesday!
Pearl : So they built a new HQ...that looks the same as the old one?
Marina : They know what they like, and they like what they know.
Pearl : Aight, REENA. What should players look out for on this stage?
Marina : The ink getting flung around by the propellers! Also, don't call me that.
Pearl : Did you hear? Ancho-V just delayed their new game until next year...
Marina : Wasn't it supposed to come out, like, four years ago?
Pearl : I heard they have a room here full of baby turtles to cheer up the employees.
Marina : D'awwwwww. Gotta make up for that work-life balance somehow.
Pearl : Yo, seeing the starry sky through the skylights here gets me PUMPED!
Marina : That's nice, but I'd rather be in the server room. All those blinking lights!
Pearl : This ship... It's the same one I got for my sixth birthday!
Marina : I knew you grew up rich, but geez!
Pearl : Let's sail across the seas and make our debut in the new world!
Marina : OK, but only if you learn how to at least say hi in another language first.
Pearl : Let's throw a concert on this ship!
Marina : Don't you remember last time?! That ship is still on the ocean floor!
Pearl : Ooh! I just got an idea for a new song. Drop the beat, Mar!
Marina : Watch out, Inkopolis! Pearl's about to spit!
Pearl : I think they should rename Inkopolis to Cephalopolis.
Marina : Cephalopolis? I like it. Let's start a campaign!
Pearl : I bet every time this ship leaves port, there are some sad goodbyes...
Marina : I'm PREEEETTY sure this ship has been decommissioned.
Pearl : The ocean is breathtaking, yo... I wonder if there are any little fishies around.
Marina : Fishies? Aww! Pearl, you're so cute...
Pearl : I bet I'd make a good ship captain! HARD TO STARBOARD!
Marina : Abandon ship!
Pearl : Do you think she's seaworthy?
Marina : She? Who are we talking about?
Pearl : I love the reflection of the city lights on the twinkling evening waves.
Marina : You can be really poetic when you want to, Pearl.
Pearl : Yo, what the heck is that huge machine they've got here?
Marina : IT'S A BUCKET WHEEL EXCAVATOR! *swoon*
Pearl : The rocks here gave me an idea for a sick verse. Drop the beat, Marina!
Marina : You thought up rhymes by looking at rocks? That's some next-level stuff.
Pearl : I accidentally stepped on one of the conveyor belts here. It wasn't pretty.
Marina : They're not all bad. You can use them to your advantage!
Pearl : Don't try to run against the conveyor belts here. It'll get you nowhere fast.
Marina : Especially with your stubby little legs, Pearl!
Pearl : Yo, 'Rina! You should totally sample some of the sounds here.
Marina : Hmm. What if I recorded the sound of grinding gravel...and then distorted it?!
Pearl : How do you make an octopus laugh? Eight tickles!
Marina : #FIREPEARL
Pearl : Did I ever tell you about the time I met the dude who runs this place?
Marina : YOU MET THE LORD OF THE LAKE?!
Pearl : Last time we were here, you spent the whole time taking pics with your phone.
Marina : But I still didn't get a selfie with you in front of the excavator! Pleeeeease!
Pearl : PUMP IT UUUUUUUP! Let's fill the whole pit with ink!
Marina : I'm gonna take one of the bulldozers for a joyride!
Pearl : I always get cooked by hidden Suction Bombs on this stage!
Marina : That's how they get ya. The ol' Suction-Bomb-in-hiding trick.
Pearl : The big tower in the middle here would make a pretty good stage for a show...
Marina : But what if someone gets ink on my turntables?!
Pearl : You should feel at home here, Marina. You're used to skating by on your looks.
Marina : Ouch... OK, that was pretty good.
Pearl : I hope y'all are ready for my Sting Ray! SHA-BLAO!
Marina : Not in the studio, Pearl! Save it for the battleground!
Pearl : Hey, kids—don't spend all your time in front of the TV! Go play outside!
Marina : But how can they play video games if they're not in front of a TV?!
Pearl : This stage is pretty narrow, so you'll run into opponents often. Get ready!
Marina : You might want to pick a weapon that's good for head-on combat!
Pearl : I can't get enough of this map.
Marina : It's a stage, not a map! Are you trying to get us fired?!
Pearl : I just LOVE having 10 limbs in squid form. I couldn't live without a single one!
Marina : ...
Pearl : This trademark skatepark was way dark, till a gray shark made a flame spark!
Marina : Oh no! Pearl's chronic rhymitis is flaring up again!
Pearl : *yawn* I'm weirdly sleepy today. What stage is this again?
Marina : Wake up, Pearl!
Marina : Y'all couldn't touch the Pearl if you trained for 100 million light-years!
Pearl : Light-years are a unit of distance...
Pearl : Stargazing from the central platform here is the best!
Marina : Yeah it is! Just make sure to cook the enemy team before enjoying the view!
Pearl : The acoustics in this place are amazing! My voice carries like crazy! AYO! AYO!
Marina : Just...try not to break any of the ancient fossils with your voice.
Pearl : I heard they have human bones here!
Marina : I wish humans were real.
Pearl : How cool would it be to have all these fossils dancing in our next video?
Marina : That would be amazing!
Pearl : Man, these monster bones blow me away no matter how many times I see them.
Marina : Um, these are dinosaurs, not monsters.
Pearl : OK, Marina. Tell the fine people at home all about the Temnodontasaurus!
Marina : Wait. What?!
Pearl : Expect sun all day today with heavy clouds...and some rain. Maybe snow too.
Marina : Very helpful, Pearl.
Pearl : The glass floor here is crazy! It's like I'm walking on air!
Marina : It's kind of freaky being able to see everyone walking below you...
Pearl : We need to start writing a theme song for this museum!
Marina : Good call! Kids love songs about fossils!
Pearl : I went digging in my backyard earlier today, and I found some old bones!
Marina : Human bones, huh? Yeah, those things are everywhere.
Pearl : I've never been to a museum at night before! The atmosphere's incredible!
Marina : It's normally not open at night, but they made an exception for the Splatfest!
Pearl : This is one of my favorite stages! So much verticality!
Marina : That's not an excuse to just camp at the top, Pearlie!
Pearl : Wanna know the key to winning here? Make sure Marina is on the other team.
Marina : Har har.
Pearl : For a parking garage, there aren't a lot of cars driving around.
Marina : Well, yeah. It's a PARKING garage, not a driving garage.
Marina : She dives down from above... BOOM! It's a SPLATASTROPHE! Pearl wins!
Pearl : If only your work ethic was as strong as your imagination...
Pearl : Use the Inkrails to push your way into the opponent's base!
Marina : And be sure to cook any scrubs that come up after you!
Pearl : I saw the Crust Bucket drive by here the other day...
Marina : I wonder if Crusty Sean does catering? His food is the licious.
Pearl : Hey, how do you think Li'l Judd is related to Judd? Are they brothers?
Marina : My head-canon is that Li'l Judd is a time-traveling Judd from the past.
Pearl : Hey! How come I always have to talk first when we announce the stages?
Marina : To set up the punch line, of course! How else am I supposed to poke fun at you?
Pearl : The Squid Sisters shot a music video here a long time ago, didn't they?
Marina : I've seen that one like 300 times!
Pearl : Wanna know the key to winning here? It's all about the Inkrails!
Marina : True that!
Pearl : Man, I hate when the enemy team sticks a Sprinkler high up on a wall...
Marina : Maybe you should try using a charger to compensate for your...stature.
Pearl : There's something magical about Moray Towers at night.
Marina : You know what else is magical? Ketchup ice cream!
Pearl : I love climbing the walls here and looking down on the battlefield from on high!
Marina : You enjoy looking down on people? You don't say.
Pearl : Marina! Guess how many handholds there are on the walls of this stage!
Marina : Is that why we always lose here? 'Cause you're busy counting handholds?
Pearl : The jellies here can climb the rock walls faster than I can. What's with that?
Marina : Well, those jellyfish DO probably have a couple of inches on you...
Pearl : A membership to this place costs an arm and a leg.
Marina : Yeah, but at least the arm and leg will be jacked.
Pearl : Rock-climbing jellyfish are TOO cute! I just wanna splat their little faces off!
Marina : Whoooa, Pearl. I'm confiscating your Splattershot until you chill out.
Pearl : If the Inkjet flew just a bit higher, do you think I could grab on to the ceiling?
Marina : Pearl, for the last time, it doesn't count unless you climb by yourself.
Pearl : After an intense battle, enjoy a nice, refreshing Tentacola!
Marina : How much are they paying you? And why did I not get a cut?
Pearl : It takes me an hour to walk here from my house!
Marina : Why walk when you can Super Jump? It burns a lot of calories too!
Pearl : I think I forgot my Inkbrush at home today!
Marina : No worries. You can borrow my Octobrush!
Pearl : Me and this stage go together like peanut butter and jellyfish.
Marina : Pretty sure those things don't go together.
Pearl : What's your favorite month, Marina?
Marina : This is another one of your octopus jokes, isn't it?
Pearl : Have you seen Judd try to climb the rock wall here? HILARIOUS.
Marina : No, but I've seen Li'l Judd try. He's so adorable!
Pearl : The shops here sell different stuff than the ones in The Reef. I love it!
Marina : I know! It's so cool you found a place that carries XXXS-size shirts!
Pearl : I always make sure to equip my Run Speed Up gear when I go shopping here.
Marina : I know, right?! It makes shopping a breeze!
Pearl : The freshest kids know its all about the 1v1 battles in the side streets here!
Marina : Really? But don't you always head straight up the middle?
Pearl : This place is SOOOO much better since they remodeled it.
Marina : Really? I think I preferred how it was before.
Pearl : Yo, Marina! Make sure to throw a Squid Beakon on the enemy spawn for me!
Marina : Sure thing, Pearl...
Pearl : I'll Super Jump straight into your heart! Nothing could ever keep us apart!
Marina : I've gotta make a beat for those lyrics! We'll call it Blazing Love Meteor!
Pearl : Expect clear, sunny skies all day today!
Marina : Wait, are you turning into our weather girl?
Pearl : Hey, chumps! How about you put that Charger down and use a real weapon!
Marina : The views and opinions expressed here do not reflect those of our employer.
Pearl : We're gonna pump up these Splatfest battles from above in our blimp! Yeah!
Marina : Let's rain down a shower of fresh beats from the skies!
Pearl : Remember when we performed at this school's music festival?
Marina : How could I forget? You started a mosh pit and broke a bunch of sculptures...
Pearl : This place brings back bad memories of my school days...
Marina : If your grades were the same as your multiplayer rank, I can see why...
Pearl : I saw Judd around here the other day. What was he doing?
Marina : He was posing for an online drawing class. Not sure I want to see the result.
Pearl : Have you ever accidentally splatted yourself while rolling with the dualies?
Marina : Can't say that I have...
Pearl : I wish Crusty Sean ran the cafeteria here...
Marina : YES! Crusty Sean makes the best deep-fried waffle monstrosity!
Pearl : The key to winning here is using the center of the stage effectively.
Marina : Why is it always the center with you? The side routes are way more important.
Pearl : We're about to turn this campus into a canvas!
Marina : Does art imitate life? Or does life imitate art? AM I EVEN REAL?!
Pearl : I heard the designer that made our outfits graduated from here.
Marina : I wonder if she wrote her thesis on ridiculously large zippers.
Pearl : This is a school, right? Aren't there classes going on?
Marina : Ink battles ARE the classes! It's performance art!
Pearl : All right. Who left their Crust Bucket wrapper here?
Marina : Don't touch that, Pearlie! It's not litter—it's modern art!
Pearl : Remember that time we both used Splashdown at the same time?
Marina : Great minds ink alike!
Pearl : This university sponsors some of our shows, so we can't really bad-mouth it.
Marina : Our shows sell out almost as quickly as we do...
Pearl : Marina, tell the good people about Inkblot Art Academy.
Marina : Well, Inkblot is uh...um... It's a place that exists.
Pearl : I heard that the salad in the cafeteria here is all-you-can-eat!
Marina : Ooh, I wonder if potato chips count. They're technically veggies, after all!
Pearl : Marina! Marina! The statues' eyes glow at night! I SWEAR I SAW THEM GLOW!
Marina : Preeeeeetty sure those are just Judd's and Li'l Judd's eyes...
Pearl : Standing on the stage brings back so many good memories.
Marina : I'll never forget the first time we performed here!
Pearl : Big shout-out to the staff at the Starfish. Y'all are the best!
Marina : Pearl! Stop giving shout-outs and read the news!
Pearl : Whenever I battle here, I get cooked right away by some random chump.
Marina : That's because your strategy is to rush to the stage and look fresh...
Pearl : Ugh... When are we going to land another big music-festival gig?
Marina : Maybe when you stop demanding more money!
Pearl : Marina, what's your best tip for this place?
Marina : Um... Uh... Don't buy tickets from scalpers!
Pearl : My strategy here is—rush to the stage and look freshhhhhh.
Marina : I need to find new teammates...
Pearl : Marina! You're a hardware geek. What do you think of the stage gear here?
Marina : I'm not a geek! I'm an enthusiast! EN-THU-SI-AST!
Pearl : They have two custom Squidshredders with pearl pickups on the stage here!
Marina : And the bass guitar is a custom Octoslapper QX-2! *drool*
Pearl : Don't forget to hydrate between battles!
Marina : That seems like good advice...until you remember that water is lethal to us.
Pearl : This stage is really close to the ocean. You should go for a swim, Marina.
Marina : I'm not falling for that again...
Pearl : This place is super tropical. I feel like I'm on vacation whenever I battle here.
Marina : And it's just a short train ride from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl : When's the last time we did a show here?
Marina : We really need a new agent...
Pearl : Night concerts at Starfish Mainstage are the best!
Marina : Plus I get to spin Splatfest jams!
Pearl : 'Member that one time you got splatted by a bomb through a wall here, Marina?
Marina : Me?! I'm pretty sure YOU'RE the one who got splatted!
Pearl : For all the cardboard boxes here, there's a weird lack of people working...
Marina : Didn't you hear? Robots took their jobs! Welcome to the future!
Pearl : Yo, Marina! Wouldn't this be a pretty hype spot for our next music video?
Marina : Ooh, I like it! It's got that low-key industrial vibe that's super in right now!
Pearl : Man, dropping Splash Walls in the narrow passages here can be pretty brutal.
Marina : True, and you can use a Brella in those passages to really rain on their parade.
Pearl : OK, can I ask the people with chargers here to stop sniping me from up high?
Marina : I mean, you can, but they probably won't listen.
Pearl : Marina likes the machines that sort all the cargo here.
Marina : Don't put words in my mouth! I don't like them. I LOOOOVE THEM!♥
Pearl : Yo, Marina! Do you think our fans would show up if we performed here?
Marina : Maybe, but the platform in the middle is way too small for my gear.
Pearl : My reception is terrible here. I can't even call a ride after battling!
Marina : You should ask Bisk if you can borrow his shellphone. It gets great reception.
Pearl : Whoa! At night this warehouse looks like a secret venue for live shows. Let's go!
Marina : Pearl, wait! Don't forget your mic!
Pearl : Man, I wanna ride around here on a motorcycle!
Marina : First you'll need to learn how to ride a bike without training wheels.
Pearl : Swimming around this place makes me kind of dizzy.
Marina : Well, if you're gonna ralph, just try to aim it at the enemy team.
Pearl : I like to dualie dodge-roll off ledges and splat fools in midair, then win the game!
Marina : I also like to make believe!
Pearl : Here's some advice—don't rent the bikes here. They're falling apart.
Marina : That just makes for a more exciting ride!
Pearl : I just LOVE Humptrack Pump Back... Er... Thumbtack Bump Pack... ARRRGH!
Marina : You'll get it one day, Pearl.
Pearl : Marina! You bought a new motorcycle recently, yeah? You gotta let me ride it!
Marina : I don't think your feet would reach the pegs...
Pearl : Remember when I pulled off that sick trick with the dualies the other day?
Marina : Yeah. And it only took you 4,000 attempts!
Pearl : I like to assault the central hill with the dualies, dodge-rolling this way and that!
Marina : That's cool and all, but I'd rather roll up with the brella like—BLAMMO!
Pearl : Marina, don't tell anyone, but I got a new pair of training wheels for my bike!
Marina : You know we're still live, right?
Pearl : I was hoping they'd let me drive my go-cart on the track, but they said no!
Marina : You have a go-cart?!
Pearl : What's up with the jellyfish that run this place? They never take a day off!
Marina : It's a jellyfish thing. Jelfonzo and the staff at The Shoal are the same way.
Pearl : Yo, I'm Marina, and I'm here to say, I lose at Turf War every time I play!
Marina : Cool song...
Pearl : The acoustics here are the bomb! My voice sounds amazing!
Marina : Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key we are!
Help provided by OatmealDome and WemI0 .